why can’t I just have a cute friend who actually lives near me that wants to see say anything and the front bottoms with me in june? because my life fucking RULES THAT’S WHY SOMEONE SEND HELP
"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
iasip meme: [2/5] characters:
↳ dee reynolds.
"Oh, you sons of bitches. Oh, you goddamn sons of bitches! I will destroy everything you own!"
Kevin Spacey for the New York Magazine in 1999
i’m really sensitive for a selfish asshole
I wear red lipstick so I can mark my territory like tea mugs, sandwiches and boys.